You: You don't wanna fuck with me.

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Stranger: ..

Stranger: Why?

Stranger: D:

You: Because I'll pick you up by the face and throw you into the sun.

Stranger: Lovely.

Stranger: I like you.

You: Shut up.

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Your mom.

You: I'll punch you so hard, my hand goes right through your body.
Stranger: *snort*

Stranger: Dude.

Stranger: You're an idiot XDDD

You: I fucked your mom so hard I gave her brain damage.

Stranger: ...ROFLMFAO.

Stranger: I love you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.