You: What the fuck...

Stranger: what?

You: Your face is seriously messed up.

Stranger: :O really?

Stranger: what am i gonna do?

You: Well, apply cream?

Stranger: maybe it's too late for that

You: Wow, is it that fucked up? Nose falling off like michael jackson?
Stranger: unfortunately

You: You should probably see a doctor.

Stranger: yeah...that's what i'm gonna do

Stranger: but maybe i don't need a doctor...i just need to superglu my nose back where it belongs

Stranger: *superglue

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